In runner-up, we have Missouri Baptist with 'gourmet microwave popcorn'. Maybe they are trying to come across as a 'fun' or 'a-maizing' place to work. Haha! Get it?! 'A-maizing'? Maize being corn? See how I messed with the words there? Aren't I 'punny'? Okay, maybe not... moving on...

And in first place, we have SSM Health Care with, yes, a teacup. I laughed so hard when they gave these cups to us. I guess they are trying to reach a more sophisticated, older crowd. Now, I would understand a coffee mug, but a gold-brimmed teacup with SSM's logo on the side that comes with matching saucer? They should fire the guy who thought it was a good idea to mix advertisement with china. I can't wait to use it at my next tea party...
i think the pop corn is pretty a-mazing as well. (rolls eyes)
ReplyDeletei wonder if the tea cups were sitting around from the 50's in some warehouse and they had to clear them out maybe? or maybe one of the board members is English?
when i read the part about free stuff i first thought you meant cool stuff like band aids and MRI machines.